The Republic of Laotian Matheo is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.877 billion Laotian Matheoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The very strong Laotian Matheoan economy, worth 280 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,318 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Laotian Matheo's national animal is the unicorn.

Laotian Matheo is ranked 213,035^th in the world and 8,361^st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 30.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.